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angelicguy

posted by angelicguy

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

writterings

posted by writterings

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

christee-angel

posted by christee-angel

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

saintjosie

posted by saintjosie

i fucking love estrogen

this is the most enthusiastic agreement i’ve ever seen on tumblr

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It has literally made my life worth living so. Emphatically yes!

and the dolls said A M E N

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See, I take testosterone (and I am LOVING IT so far), but my WIFE takes estrogen and it makes her SO FUCKING HAPPY so-

Yeah. I fucking love estrogen. It makes my wife smile and it's helped her to become the kind of person who lights up the whole room and my whole heart with just one grin.

sandersstudies

posted by sandersstudies

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.